Culture War Watch: We're Back! Edition
Culture War Watch is back from an all-too-long absence. Did you miss us?
This week we'll be catching up on what's been going down with the Culture Wars while we were out.
Shocking new Development: Non-Divisive Faith and Values Discussion to Occur
Talk of religion has been all over the campaign trail this year (if you disagree, Culture War Watch extends you a warm welcome back from your cave). So news of a presidential forum to discuss these issues may not sound shocking. What sets the Compassion Forum at Messiah College (coordinated by FPL) apart, however, is the emphasis on in-depth discussion, rather than sound bites, values' impact on policy, rather than personal piety, and common-ground solutions over polarization. With endorsers ranging from Mike Huckabee to Bob Casey, it's no surprise that the Dallas Morning News called the event "hard to tag." With labels often doing more harm than good in our public debates (see the next item below) we wouldn't want it any other way.
Terms 'Pro-Life' and 'Pro-Choice' descend to New Levels of Uselessness
Perhaps no labels have figured more prominently in the culture wars than "pro-life" and "pro-choice." After years of serving to boil down the public debate on one of the most divisive issues to simple sloganeering, it looks like "pro-life" and "pro-choice" have officially jumped the shark.
Example 1) an Idaho man changes his name to Pro-Life and plans to appear on the ballot as a candidate for U.S. Senate. He has yet to explain how printing the words "Pro-Life" on an official ballot will prevent any abortions. (But if this does succeed in eliminating abortion in the state of Idaho, Culture War Watch is officially changing our name to "End all War, Stop Global Warming and Give Everybody Free Ice Cream on Tuesdays" and running for Mayor of D.C.)
Example 2) Conservatives are embracing the term "pro-choice." No, hell hasn't frozen over. They are making a heroic stand on one of the most critical issues of our time: preserving the incandescent light bulb. There's even a bumper sticker! (A fun exercise for the strong stomached is to check out World Net Daily's full line of ridiculous bumper stickers.)
This is not the Way to Solve the Trade Deficit
Family Research Council Vice President Peter Sprigg announced he wants to "export gays." In response, Culture War Watch announced a campaign supporting the export of Peter Sprigg. We hope this doesn't get us in trouble with the WTO, which will have to make a ruling on the Sprigg Tariffs that will inevitably crop up.
UPDATE: Sprigg has apologized (sort of) for his comments.
The Scorecard: The Compassion Forum is major progress for the Common Do-Gooders. Not only does it look like a great event, but it demonstrates the real hunger in this country for a substantive discussion on issues that really matter to people of faith. Add the Culture Warriors stepping in rhetorical messes of their own making, and this week is Common Do-Gooders all the way.

